Jack: You smell any good ass lately?
Kernel: Nah, too busy licking myself!
Jack: Thats why your breath stinks!
Kernel: We are in Sudan, everything stinks!
Jack: Where is Michel? I am damned hungry!
Kernal: She's buried in a box of little Debbies!
Both: woof laugh woof laugh!
Jack: I just peed, don't walk over there.
Kernel: OOH! I need to go smell it!
Jack: you are a sick puppy!
Kernel: You are the one that likes cat shit!
Jack: Michel likes cat food pate
Kernel: Yea, Michel has some strange quirks
Jack: Yep, she makes us ball sniffing, poo eating, pee wherever you want too,canines appear pretty normal!
Kernel: I still love her!
Jack: That's because she feeds us , you idiot!!!!