Wednesday, July 15, 2009


Jack: We saw Michel!
Kernel: Hey dummy, you did notice that I was here too!?
Jack: Michel looked great!
Kernel: If she was not my master, I would have humped her leg!
Jack: It was so great to see her!
Kernel: She probably thought that we forgot her!
Jack: She is unforgettable, she would never think that!
Kernel: I hope not.
Jack: Does my ass stink?
Kernel: Nope, smells like teen spirit!
Both: woof lol woof woof LOL!!!
Jack: Did Otin call Michel a bitch?
Kernel: He was just trying to help her maintain a certain image!
Jack: He better be joking or I will neuter the bastard!
Both: Growllll! Don't F with our Michel!!!!!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Day 4 (Six word saturday)

Kibbles and bits, Kibbles and bits!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Day 3

We want to show you some things that we love! This, for us, is like sex is for you humans, and you too, Otin!

This one was red! LOL! Jack really had to go!

Life is all about choices!

Jack, lets go eat Michel's little Debbies!

Friday, July 3, 2009

Day Two

Jack: You smell any good ass lately?

Kernel: Nah, too busy licking myself!

Jack: Thats why your breath stinks!

Kernel: We are in Sudan, everything stinks!

Jack: Where is Michel? I am damned hungry!

Kernal: She's buried in a box of little Debbies!

Both: woof laugh woof laugh!

Jack: I just peed, don't walk over there.

Kernel: OOH! I need to go smell it!

Jack: you are a sick puppy!

Kernel: You are the one that likes cat shit!

Jack: Michel likes cat food pate

Kernel: Yea, Michel has some strange quirks

Jack: Yep, she makes us ball sniffing, poo eating, pee wherever you want too,canines appear pretty normal!

Kernel: I still love her!

Jack: That's because she feeds us , you idiot!!!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Day One

Kernel and I have decided to make our own blog. Michel is all the way in Sudan. She never calls us. We figure since she makes the time to talk to all of you. Maybe, she will come blog with us.


We miss you very much. The doggie treats are all gone. We need our bellys scratched. I have a real itch down by my balls. I just can't seem to reach it.