Thursday, July 2, 2009

Day One


Kernel and I have decided to make our own blog. Michel is all the way in Sudan. She never calls us. We figure since she makes the time to talk to all of you. Maybe, she will come blog with us.

Michel,

We miss you very much. The doggie treats are all gone. We need our bellys scratched. I have a real itch down by my balls. I just can't seem to reach it.

Jack

26 comments:

  1. I'll come scratch your belly!!!

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  2. Do yuo guys want to come to Hawaii and play with my border collie??

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  3. We would love to come to Hawaii!!! Come Michel come too???? She likes bacon vodka on the beach.

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  4. I'll scratch your bellies. For the nether regions, I need a drink or four.

    I'm totally for taking you guys to the beach. You can teach Ms. Poopy to poop outside!

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  5. Oh I can tell right now, Michel is totally in trouble!

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  6. I have a cat who is so fat she can't reach her private area - but at least she doesn't have balls to worry about.

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  7. Michel scratches your balls for you?!

    Seriously - I let my dogs work that out for themselves. But that's just me.

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  8. Hi Jack! It's so good to meet you, finally. And guess what, I've got an adorable little poodle that says she's really good at scratching balls.

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  9. I envy you guys! If only I could lick my own balls! I would be totally self sufficient! I am not all that into smelling everyones ass though!

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  10. Woof Woof!!! Kernel and I feel better already. I heard from Eileen that Michel's internet is down??

    We didn't chew the wires!!!

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  11. Oh oh!!! I think Jack and Kernel are going to start telling secrets!! Watch your back Michel!!

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  12. Um, your itch? All you gotta do is spread your legs and scrape those suckers across the floor. That should take care of it.

    P.S. I can send you some catnip. I've got plenty.

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  13. LOL you people are crazy...

    ReformingGeek-hilarious

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  14. Kibbles and bits, Kibbles and bits, I gotta get me some kibbles and bits!!!

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  15. Boys, do you think your Mama may have got stranded at that sandy beach on her roof? someone could have taken the ladder away? She does have cheezy puffs up there. . . but it does get hot in that sun!

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  16. Nice to meet you :)
    Lovely dogs ^__^
    Succes with your blog,
    we are coming back !!

    Purss to all
    Kareltje =^.^=

    Anya :)

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  17. Here, boy. {high-pitched whistle} Come on! Aw, good Jackie, that's my boy, whszhsjenfoiszchoiuerawhizsch. {Pat both hairy sides and then love scratch behind the ears}

    Hey wait. Dude, this isn't the time to lick your balls. Hey! Jack! Ah, geez. Now that's disgusting and totally not cool. The Sudanese see that, and you're Kibbles and Bits at a gala! Dude!

    Oh look! Little Debbies! {cocks arm for high fastball} Fetch!

    Atta boy!

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  18. OMFG! (a) that is hilarious; but (b) JACK DOES NOT HAVE BALLS and if he did, we would NEVER talk about them in public.

    You know how we feel about bodyparts and nakedness.

    I have considered getting them shorts!

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  19. Wow, Fragrant, that was fantastic!

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  20. Jack and Kernel, pls tell Michel to turn off the damn word verification!

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  21. Michel - You cut off their balls!!!!!!!!

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  22. She did cut off our balls!!!!! And we love being naked! Do not let her dress us up like little people. The woman needs to just make a baby for us to bite!!

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  23. Listen, Jack and Kernal. I've got a deal for you. You keep quiet to my poopies about how you got on the interwebs and I've got all the cookies you can eat. Deal? Geesh, if my pooches make a blog, I'm in deep shit! People will find out about how.................well, you get the idea.

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  24. How many times can I comment on one post? You dogs need some inspiration!!!

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  25. We need new pictures!!! Michel??? Any new pooch pics???

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