Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Doggy Rhymes

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts — I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy — come to kill us all —
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man — come to kill us all —
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot —
Sniff this and weep.

I Hate my choke chain —
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot — no greater bliss — well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.



  1. That. Is. Hilarious. And I could totally see my dogs agreeing to each and every word. ;)

  2. My cats will attack you!! They have the neighborhood dogs hiding under their decks.

  3. LMAO! I love it! Fun bloggo, indeed :)

  4. LOL, funny, funny! But weird eyes on that dog.

  5. That does looks very disturbed.


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