I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog butts — I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paperboy — come to kill us all —
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man — come to kill us all —
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot —
Sniff this and weep.
I Hate my choke chain —
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot — no greater bliss — well,
Maybe catching cats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Doggy Rhymes
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That. Is. Hilarious. And I could totally see my dogs agreeing to each and every word. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy cats will attack you!! They have the neighborhood dogs hiding under their decks.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I love it! Fun bloggo, indeed :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, funny, funny! But weird eyes on that dog.
ReplyDeleteThat does looks very disturbed.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is killing me!
ReplyDeleteCOME BACK LIL DOGGIES!!1
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